Conservatives in a Nutshell

Via le satiriste-styliste Edroso :

Exemple 1 :

Obama figures: I'll just opt out of public financing, rely on the huge sacks of cash ordinary people keep sending me, and leave the Republicans to "game this broken system." Much screaming no fair! from people who never liked public financing (or public anything, except hangings) in the first place.

Exemple 2 :

Libertarianism is conservatism for guys who are trying to get laid.