Then I throw the Fossil over their head

I had a few creationist students today who kept complaining that science was a dogmatic belief like any other (Nietzsche would be happy) and that their favorite beliefs should be taught equally. I really should take some anger management classes. I smiled and pretended that there could be some debate about their utter nonsense.

But here is what I would have loved to say, if I did not want to remain tactful and courteous: